I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
this made me hysterical help
Autocorrect makes me feel like it was honestly created to get people to stop texting each other.
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"
A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.
Harley is a gift from God.
This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY